YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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