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what?
penguin condom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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