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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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