i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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