So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize