Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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