I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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