my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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