even my farts smell like vagina
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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