I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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