He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You smell like stripper and shame
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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