dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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