What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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