so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I had to cum in my sink.
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