So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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