Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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