A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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