Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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