that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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