Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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