I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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