Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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