i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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