thus making me awesome and them whores
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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