I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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