I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
"it" just moved
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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