she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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