why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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