It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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