Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I need moral support for this bender
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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