i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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