Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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