Non-Jews are for practice
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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