So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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