TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize