I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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