Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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