so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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