I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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