need another drink. this is the easiest way
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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