the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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