He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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