She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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