i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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