Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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