I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
How naked do you want me to be?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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