I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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