This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Randomize