I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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