How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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